Thoughts

Who invented vampire facials? Like who got blood on them, wiped it off, and was like that skin looks better then my other skin?

Favorite words: Agog and Trachea 

It's weird how everyone has different days. Some couples celebrate on days that other people mourn the loss of a child. I have a day that is one friend's birthday and another friend's last day. It's a weird day. 

Evergreen advice: Eat more guacamole. 

I open so much wine, I sometimes worry I'm getting carpal tunnel. 

Two best compliments I've received: "You're obscenely literate." "You're like a bag of ocelots."

Why don't we compliment people's internal organs? They do more to help us live than cheek bones or jawlines.

I've never been in a real physical fight, but I took karate and I think verbal battles of wits are more damaging anyway.