Thoughts
Who invented vampire facials? Like who got blood on them, wiped it off, and was like that skin looks better then my other skin?
Favorite words: Agog and Trachea
It's weird how everyone has different days. Some couples celebrate on days that other people mourn the loss of a child. I have a day that is one friend's birthday and another friend's last day. It's a weird day.
Evergreen advice: Eat more guacamole.
I open so much wine, I sometimes worry I'm getting carpal tunnel.
Two best compliments I've received: "You're obscenely literate." "You're like a bag of ocelots."
Why don't we compliment people's internal organs? They do more to help us live than cheek bones or jawlines.
I've never been in a real physical fight, but I took karate and I think verbal battles of wits are more damaging anyway.
Favorite words: Agog and Trachea
It's weird how everyone has different days. Some couples celebrate on days that other people mourn the loss of a child. I have a day that is one friend's birthday and another friend's last day. It's a weird day.
Evergreen advice: Eat more guacamole.
I open so much wine, I sometimes worry I'm getting carpal tunnel.
Two best compliments I've received: "You're obscenely literate." "You're like a bag of ocelots."
Why don't we compliment people's internal organs? They do more to help us live than cheek bones or jawlines.
I've never been in a real physical fight, but I took karate and I think verbal battles of wits are more damaging anyway.